Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
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