When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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