So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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