I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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