Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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