I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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