google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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