Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
Randomize
