Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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