no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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