There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
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