Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
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