Little spoons don't ask big questions
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
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