I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
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