Walk of Shame. In a state park.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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