She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
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