That's intense
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
Last night: Repeatedly yelled about how the fishbowl tasted like blue, stole a stranger's hat, hugged the DJ for playing my request, made out with my roommate, and abandoned the guy I dragged to the club in the first place
This morning: Hat doesn't fit, hangover headache is blue, and I can't move without getting lightheaded
Listen when they tell you not to drink after giving blood
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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