Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I fill condoms, not promises.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
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