He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
there is glitter all over my balls
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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