i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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