please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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