marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
All I want is dick and wine.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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