Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
please don't ironically join a cult
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