i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize
