In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Sext me about skeletons
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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