You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
Randomize
