The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
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