She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
where are my eyebrows?
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