You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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