he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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