I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I'm drunk at a fancy martini bar, wearing jeans, drinking cheap vodka that I brought in my purse. Got thrown out of court for using my cell phone. All in all calling Thursday a success.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
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