the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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