Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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