speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
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