I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
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