Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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