Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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