I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Randomize
