I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
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