dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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