she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Two words: nipple clamps
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