Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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