i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
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