I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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