i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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