i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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