his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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