She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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