Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
What a dumb baby whore.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
I can't put those talents on a resume
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
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