There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
Randomize
