If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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